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finally, a productivity system that doesn't make you feel like shit

stop fighting your brain and start working WITH it

are you tired of...

feeling overwhelmed

starting systems that don't stick

productivity advice that makes you feel worse

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Why I Created The Noodler

I have raging ADHD. Not the “oops I forgot my keys” kind, the “why is my inbox full of emails I opened in my mind but never actually read?” kind.

The world was never really built for brains like mine. It always felt like I was trying to play the game of life on hard mode with a controller that kept disconnecting.

I barely scraped through high school, dropped out of college… twice (yes, twice, and no, the second time wasn’t better). Every time I tried organizing myself and using a "normal" planner, I ended up with one page filled out and 189 pages of guilt. I felt horrid about myself and like an adulting failure. After years of this routine, I gave up.

I stopped trying to fix my brain and started building around it.

Over the next 10-ish years (and about 47 abandoned systems), I Frankensteined together something that actually worked for me — something flexible, forgiving, and kind of fun. I called it The Noodler, because that’s exactly what it helps with: untangling the wiggly spaghetti mess of ADHD thoughts into something almost usable.

Now it’s not perfect. But it is real. And it’s built for people like me and possibly you, people whose brains are a little spicy, a little scattered, and secretly brilliant.

This Shit Actually Works

here's what you get with the noodler

Special launch pricing: $37 now, possibly $47 later when I get my act together. 🤪

Take My Money and Organize My Brain

Frequently Asked Questions

I get it. You've got questions. You've been burned before by systems that promised the world and delivered disappointment. Let me answer the stuff that's probably bouncing around in your brain right now.

ADHD shows up differently for everyone, but the core struggles are pretty universal - overwhelm, task initiation, consistency, focus protection, and feeling like you're failing at basic adulting.This system was designed to be flexible enough to work with your specific brand of beautiful chaos. Whether you're hyperactive, inattentive, combined type, newly diagnosed, or have been dealing with this shit for decades - the framework adapts to YOU, not the other way around.Plus, I've got ADHD too. So does my husband. I didn't create this from some ivory tower of neurotypical productivity advice. This comes from real life, real struggles, and real solutions that actually work.

Oh honey, I feel this in my soul. The graveyard of abandoned planners, the apps you used for exactly 4 days, the color-coding systems that made you feel like a failure.Here's the difference: Most productivity systems are designed by neurotypical people who think "just focus" is helpful advice. They're built for brains that work in straight lines.This system was created by someone who lives with ADHD daily and has spent years figuring out what actually works vs. what sounds good in theory. It's designed for brains that think in spirals, get distracted by shiny objects, and need systems that work WITH our chaos, not against it.Also? It takes 15 minutes a day. Not 2 hours of elaborate setup that you'll abandon by Thursday.

Babe, you spend more time than this scrolling your phone or looking for things you've lost. This is 15 minutes a day that actually SAVES you time by reducing the mental chaos that makes everything take longer.Plus, the beauty of this system is that it's designed for people who don't have time. It's not about becoming perfect or overhauling your entire life. It's about getting the mental clutter out of your head so you can actually think clearly.Think of it as an investment. 15 minutes now saves you hours of spinning your wheels later.

This is exactly why I created the Habit Stacking Guide! Instead of trying to remember something new, you attach the system to things you already do automatically.Like, you're going to make coffee anyway, right? So you do your brain dump while the coffee brews. You're going to check your phone anyway (don't lie, we all do it), so you do your priority triage first.No willpower required. No remembering needed. Just automatic ADHD support built into your existing routines.

Hell no. This is a complete operating system for your ADHD brain.Regular planners are like giving you a hammer when you need a whole toolbox. They assume you already know how to prioritize, focus, and manage your energy. They're basically fancy to-do lists that make you feel worse when you don't use them "right."This is different. It's a framework that teaches you HOW to work with your ADHD brain, not just WHERE to write stuff down. It includes the science behind why your brain works the way it does, real strategies for common ADHD challenges, and a complete system that grows with you.

My sweet little ding-dong, if you were already organized, you wouldn't need this! This system is specifically designed for people who feel like hot messes.You don't need to be organized to start. You don't need to have your shit together. You don't need to be "good at" planning or productivity. You just need to be tired of feeling overwhelmed and ready to try something that actually understands how your brain works.This isn't about becoming perfect. It's about becoming a slightly more organized version of your chaotic, wonderful self.

I'm not going to lie to you. Some days you're going to forget. Some days you're going to feel like it's not working. Some days you're going to want to throw it across the room.That's not failure. That's being human with ADHD.The difference with this system is that it's designed for real life, not perfect life. It includes troubleshooting for when things go sideways. It has emergency protocols for overwhelm days. It meets you where you are, not where you think you should be.And if you really can't make it work? 30-day money-back guarantee. No questions, no making you feel like shit about it.

Time management? Yes - the energy mapping and priority triage will revolutionize how you approach your day.

Procrastination? Yes - the 2-minute activation technique is specifically designed to overcome task initiation paralysis.

Overwhelm? Yes - the brain dump process alone will change your life.

Focus issues? Yes - the distraction defense strategies will help you protect your attention like the precious resource it is.

Feeling like a failure? Yes - the progress tracking will help you see how much you're actually accomplishing.

This system addresses the core ADHD challenges that make everything else harder.

Apps are great for some things, but here's what I've learned: ADHD brains often get overwhelmed by too many digital tools. We download apps with the best intentions, use them for a week, then forget they exist.Physical tools don't have notifications competing for your attention. They don't require updates. They don't crash or lose your data. They just... work.That said, you get BOTH with this system. Use digital when you're out and about, physical when you want to focus and be present.

I actually respond to emails. I know, shocking in this day and age. If you're stuck or confused about something, reach out. I'm not going to leave you hanging.

you'll get immediate access to all the digital versions so you can start right away. Just look for an email from the noodler!

You've made it this far, which means you're ready for something different. You're tired of feeling scattered and overwhelmed. You're ready to work WITH your ADHD instead of against it.This isn't about becoming perfect. It's about becoming the version of yourself that feels capable, confident, and in control of your life.Your ADHD brain isn't broken. It just needs the right tools.You've got this. And now you'll have a system that's got your back.